The day i ran out of money

Aaaaargh! I just found out yesterday that i am only left with $150 to last me till the 18th of this month! How am i supposed to survive (any donations please)??! This is wat the Great Singapore Sale will do to a gal.... BANKRUPT her! Ok, let me rephrase that... This is wat the Great Singapore Sale will do to a gal without a single ounce of restraint and self-control... BANKRUPT her! So anyway, yes, i have no money....

I was talking to my gal fren the other day. Guess wat she was complaining about? She also needed to find ways to get more money. Any suggestions are greatly welcomed. So i told her... SELL BACKSIDE. Ok, not literally the ass but the point is to sell oneself. It's the easiest and fastest way to get lots of money. No capital investment and outlay. :)

Someone told me about this freelance Shenton Way working class gal who charges a whooping $600 for a session. Ohmigod! Who in the rite mind will pay that kind of money for a fuck??! Ok, i am not a guy, and neither do i pretend to understand them. Granted that she probably has a hot face and an even hotter body (both of which i do not have), BUT STILL! For heaven's sake, no one's gonna know that u are with a hottie hot hot hottie. Not as if u can go around parading her. Oh yah, back to my story, a fren of a fren of a fren (u get the drift, obviously i dun know the guy in question) decided to engage the services of this hottie hot hot hottie (so we shall christen her). But apparently, she was so damn hot that the guy came without actually doing the dirty deed. The hottie hot hot hottie was like, 'ok, we're done here, i'm leaving'. But clearly, the guy was not satisfied so he offered to pay another session just to get down to it, shall we say? So in the end, it's $1200 for ONE fuck. CRAZY rite?! ABSOLUTELY! I told my galfren this (to make a point that it's good money) and she was laughing her head off! Oh, i already laughed mine off the first time i heard it. Unbelievable.. wat men will pay to get satisfaction. $1200, i can get myself a nice Chanel bag or Gucci bag. Probably wat the hottie hot hot hottie did too. :P

I mean the guy can just go to a disco and probably find some sweet, young thing high enough to go home with him. I bet that doesn't cost $1200. But then, my galfren made a point... the guy probably has a 'kanna banged' (long pia) face. For the benefit of those who dun understand dialect, it just means a face that the doctor had to slap your mother when he delivered u (get it?). So he probably can't get anyone to dance or talk to him, much less go home with. Hahahahaha... Ok, that fact is unverifiable cos the source is currently unavailable. Dun worry, i will keep u guys updated once i verify that.

So back to my galfren. No, she's not selling her backside yet.. If she does, i will be the first to let u know.... Online bookings will be made available! Hahahahaha! Yah rite.