Monday, October 29, 2007

I need a hobby!

I noticed that i have been blogging mostly on weekends. Gosh! I seriously have no life watsoever. Or i have no frens watsoever. Either way, it's so extremely pathetic! No... i am not asking you to sympathise me. Nah, i dun need that. I prefer more constructive solutions, know wat i mean? Like suggesting wat i could do to entertain myself (hey! not that kind of entertainment.. tsk tsk..) I was thinking of taking up cross-stitching or knitting or doing jigsaw puzzles. God! Now i sound like some wrinkley old woman sitting in her rocking chair typing her blog.... Eeeeeeks! Wait a minute... old people dun blog (okie, i know i am old, i mean seriously old people), unless u count Lao Zha Bor (erm, i am not endorsing her here, i actually think she is, for lack of a better word, gross, but that's another topic for another day).

Or maybe baking? I used to be able to make some very mean alcoholic brownies. Well, there's only 2 problems now. First, i dun have a decent oven to bake with. The last time i wanted to use my idiotic toaster oven to heat up a muffin, the poor thing burst into flames. No, not the toaster, duhz, the muffin! Literally a flaming muffin.... I would love to show you a pic of it, but i was too busy trying to put out the mini fire than to actually take a pic. Second, who's going to finish all the wonderful, delicious, sinful goodies i created? I am not going to eat them all and get fatter (notice i said fatter, not fat, cos i already am!).

Wat???! You think you are so smart and can do better? Okie, then come on, give me a suggestion for a hobby... Something that i could easily do at home alone. No dressing up, no trying to get hold of any frens. No? Pffff.... See... it's not that easy is it? Well. If all else fails, you could always date me! Hahahahahaa.....

Monday, October 15, 2007

The month of October

Not a word was written since the first. I wonder why.
No doubt i am still very much alive. I wonder why.
Suddenly it all seems so pointless. I wonder why.
Not that anyone really cares. I wonder why.
I came and i typed. I wonder why.
This very mindless chatter. I wonder why.

You cursed silently as time filtered away. I wonder why.
The five minutes spent, never to return. I wonder why.
Uncertain why you passed here. I wonder why.
And now i digress. I wonder why.
Half the month has passed. I wonder why.
The month of October. I wonder why.