Wat am i?

In short, I am a shopaholic, alcoholic, chocoholic insomniac and part-time nymphomaniac. Yes, it's true.
Is shopping better than sex? Definitely! Especially when it's done with someone else's money!
Is booze better than sex? No, but sometimes it helps.
Are chocs better than sex? Depends on wat brand u bought.
Is sleep better than sex? Not unless it's after sex!