Sheep counting

Okie, who's the smart alec that said counting sheep puts u to sleep is seriously deluded or seriously trying to delude u. So for the lack of a better reponse..... ARGH!

Well, u probably gather by now, i have an issue. A major one at that. I can't sleep!

Counting sheep obviously doesn't work for me... Come on, i mean if one counts up to 3 thousand over sheep, i am quite sure it's safe to say the sheep counting doesn't freaking work!

Or maybe i have been doing this all wrong. Maybe it's the sheep! I should have tried other animals like koalas or ducks or turtles. Hey, guess wat?! Jellyfish sounds good to me! I am so gonna try jellyfish tonight. Wish me luck! :)