Darn!

Something bad happened today (okie, technically yesterday). Sigh. Seriously not happy right now. :(

Another atypical conversation

Was out having my said lunch with Friend on Friday and below was what transpired between the two of us. Friend was having some financial concerns, with the downturn and all the uncertainity, so i offered a suggestion (as usual).

Me: Go sell backside! I be your mamasan!

Me: I am very cheap, i charge only 20% commission!

Friend opens her eyes wide and gasped.

Fren: Wat??! I am the one doing all the work and u take 20% for nothing???

Me: Wat for NOTHING?? I get u clients okie! Not an easy job, okie. And i dun find u those cheapo clients, i find u those willing to pay alot.

Fren: Oh that's true. U got direct benefits.

Me: Ahbeden?? U think i so stupid? Find 1 client 1k versus find 10 $100 ones. Of cos take the 1k one rite?? Waste my time isit?! Save time can make more money rite?

Fren: WHO IN THE HELL WANS TO PAY 1K FOR A FUCK??!? Probably some loser who is extremely fat and ugly and can't find any gal to sleep with! Like a certain Mr Lim (I can't say who here cos i dun wanna kanna sued!).

Me: Aiyah, nevermind then. Just put paper bag over his face! The draw '$1000' on the paper bag! Hahahahaa...

Fren: I think i rather put paper bag over my own face cos cover his face still can see the body!

And she proceeds to stick out her tongue in disgust.

Me: Wat if i can find u one who is not fat and ugly but very handsome?

Fren: Then he's probably a psycho who will tie you up, whip and torture you! U mean u dun mind?

Me: I rather take the fat one over the psycho any day.

A typical conversation (or did i mean an ATYPICAL coversation)

Last week, I was having an sms conversation with a friend and went like this:


Me: It's confirmed, i can finally meet u on fri for lunch! :)

Fren: Yippy! It's been a long time..... :(

Me: Yah. Yesterday i was just thinking it's been almost 4 mths since we met up. It's the longest we haven't seen each other rite? :(

Fren: U made it sound like we're lovers! *kiss*

Me: Haha! We are! *smooch*

Fren: OMG!!! :P

Me: Emotional lovers lar. I think we understand each other better than guys do us. Just that we can't have sex with each other! Haha! Haha!

Fren: Gross! But i have to agree with u. :/


You probably gathered by now that 'friend' is a female. :P

A perfect world

In a perfect world, we can do whatever we desire
There would be no responsibilities

In a perfect world, we can go wherever we yearn
There would be no boundaries

In a perfect world, we can say whatever we feel
There would be no repercussions

In a perfect world, we can think however we want
There would be no worries

In a perfect world, it will just be you and me
There would be no distractions

Waiting

“Make it two, and quick,” he muttered. And under his breath, he added without conviction, “She’ll be here in a minute.”

Not that the bartender cared, really. His concern was to tend to the drinks, not the emotions.

He shifted again on the stool, watching the droplets form on the glass as the ice melted.

The seconds passed and so did the minutes. People came and people went. Still she did not arrive. Still he waited. And waited.

Death is not escapism, death is the only solution.

"All these pain will only make you stronger," he promised.

Little did he know 'pain' was no longer on her mind, at least not now, 'death' was.

A Thousand Ways

A deliberate slit, a crimson river.
A soaring phoenix, a single purpose.
A hundred candies, a stifled laughter.
A smokey dancefloor, a dreamless slumber.
A thousand ways to reach one end.