i need...

Things i need to do before my next birthday! Which sadly isn't too far off and that leaves me with not much time... :(


1. Sign up for some form of physical class... am thinking of either yoga or pilates. :)
2. Actually going for the above mentioned classes. Haha.
3. Rediscover my personal style.
4. Revamp my wardrobe.
5. Declutter my living spaces.
6. READ more! And i dun mean magazines or street directories or instruction manuals. :P
7. Learn a new hobby, by that i mean something that will keep me entertained for hours.. and blogging doesn't count.
8. Make more friends... i have no friends (why else do u think i am blogging on a saturday nite?).. PATHETIC!

Missing and Forgetting

I was just sitting there in the day and then these thoughts just flashed in my mind. Where are all the people i missed today? What are they doing at that very moment? Do they still remember that i exist? Do they care if i miss them still?

Yes, there are actually people that i miss. I wonder how have they been occassionally. Nope, i dun have a email address, a MSN id, a blog name, much less a mailing address! I guess i will have to miss them until the time when i can actually forget about them.

Excuses 'real' men give themselves

1. Only gay men know how to cook.
2. Only gay men know how to dress fashionably.
3. Only gay men know anything to do with interior designing.
4. Only gay men are sensitive to your needs.
5. Only gay men know how to 'communicate'.
6. Only gay men know how to pick up after themselves.
7. Only gay men cry at sappy korean dramas.
8. Only gay men know how to appreciate chick flicks.
9. Only gay men know how to pick out the perfect gift.


Notice how gay men know EVERYTHING. I wan to marry a gay man! Wahahahahaha.....

I feel good.. nah nah nah nah nah nah nah.. I know that I should..

Yup, that's rite. That's how i felt today. Oh wait, make it yesterday. :)
I was out during the day and did 2 good deeds. Yeah, i know... u must be thinking 'Oh my gosh!?!? She did?? The sun must have rose from the west today!' It's not that i am a horrible, selfish, arrogant, egotistc, narcissistic bitch. (Of cos not! How could u be thinking that?? Now i feel soooooooo sad. Haha!) It's just that i subscribe to the "Every man for himself" school of thought. If u dun help yourself, who in the world is going to help u? No?

So back to my 2 good deeds... Actually, they are no biggies. Just a small gesture on my part but it's something that not much people in our 'first world' country seem to be willing to do so. Make a guess... wat do u think i did today? I gave up my seats in the train on both occassions! :)

The first good deed was on the train to town, an old man came in and i stood up to give up my seat to him although he was standing some distance from me. He got off a few stations later though, while poor me continued to stand until i got to my stop. But it's okie.
The second time was on the trip back home. I was actually engrossed in my magazine and din notice a heavily pregnant woman standing in front of me. By the time i looked up, i guess she has already been standing for a while cos she looked quite tired. Of cos, i immediately stood up and offered her my seat which she accepted gratefully. Wat made me wonder was... why din anybody else offer her a seat?! There were many other abled-bodies planting their fat, lazy butts on the train seats too. I don't suppose they are all blind rite?

And counting...

I just did a stock check on the amount of lingerie i owned. And realised with a mixture of amazement (when did they get this many?!?!) and a little disgust (how did i end up spending so much on them?!?!) that i could wear one new undies every day and it would take me more than 1 month before i got back to the first one! Talk about A LOT! Hahahaa...

Sitting in the drawer were over 20 pairs of lace bikinis, boyshorts, thongs and g-strings! That's not including those comfortable cotton briefs that one wants to wear on any plain, old day. For the uninitiated who are lost in lingerie jargon, please refer to Victoria's Secret for a comprehensive show-and-tell. NO! Of cos not! I am not going to pose in my undies for u! Watever gave u THAT idea? Duhz.....

And we have not even got to the bras and sleepwear yet! At last count, i have around 20 bras and 20 slips/babydolls. Now, i could do a fashion parade and it could last all night! Wahahaa...

I think i should be banned from any lingerie shopping, at least for the time being! Wat? U thought i was going to say 'forever'? Ha! Right. :P

Not well

My quota of being seriously ill for the year arrived early this year. I seldom fall sick, but when it does happen (which is about once a year), it's often with a vengeance. It happened on the 3rd day of Chinese New Year. So there goes all the visiting, partying, eating junk, drinking junk and basically gambling oneself silly (oh wait, i dun gamble unless it's overnite mahjong!) this year. There i was feeling strangely headachey when i woke up on that fateful day. As the morning passed, i felt hotter and hotter, my throat was getting more sore and the intense thumping in my head just refused to go away (no... it din have anything to do with all the late nites of the 1st two days of CNY, in fact i din even celebrate CNY but that's another tale for another day).

So i was lying there with watever life that was left in me for most of the afternoon. Evening came and i started to, guess wat? Puke my guts out! (It just gets better, no?) First was my lunch, followed by the little bit of red bean dessert i had for tea and the final straw was the meds that took after the last mentioned puke. By that time, i was a total wreak, my head was spinning in ten thousand different directions. I laid on the couch and refused to move a muscle. When i finally felt well enough to stand (without collapsing over), it was already 11pm. I had to be dragged to some 24-hours clinic at god-knows-where and waited with this ging-gang of people who, (looked relatively well to me), had nothing else better to do than to fight with me to see the doc in the middle of the nite. At last, after 10 over other patients, it was my turn. The doc said 'gastric flu and throat infection'. A jab at my butt and tons of meds later, i was able to go home. Needless to say, i crashed for 3 days.

BUT, that's not all, the 3 days later, i had diarrhea! For the next 2 days! Apparently, my gastric hasn't fully recovered. Yes, apparently.

Headache, fever, vomiting, coughing, sneezing, sore throat and diarrhea. I got everything i can for the year in the past week. Exciting, no? Yeah, i survived. Hooray for me! :(

Oh yah, happy Chinese New Year. Gong xi fa cai!

Sex scandals

Tsk, tsk, Edison baby. How could u? Okie, i mean u could (technically) but to 'lose' the pictures?! Now, that's extremely DUMB. Okie, probably not much loss to u cos u are the guy here. But then, the whole world now knows how big (or small) u are... Hahahaaa...

Then, there is the question of why did the not-so-smart female allow the pics to be taken in the first place? (Everyone say 'DUHZ' altogether now.)

Okie, i shan't blog about the stupidity of people anymore. By 'anymore', i mean 'for the moment'. Wahahahaaa....