Not well

My quota of being seriously ill for the year arrived early this year. I seldom fall sick, but when it does happen (which is about once a year), it's often with a vengeance. It happened on the 3rd day of Chinese New Year. So there goes all the visiting, partying, eating junk, drinking junk and basically gambling oneself silly (oh wait, i dun gamble unless it's overnite mahjong!) this year. There i was feeling strangely headachey when i woke up on that fateful day. As the morning passed, i felt hotter and hotter, my throat was getting more sore and the intense thumping in my head just refused to go away (no... it din have anything to do with all the late nites of the 1st two days of CNY, in fact i din even celebrate CNY but that's another tale for another day).

So i was lying there with watever life that was left in me for most of the afternoon. Evening came and i started to, guess wat? Puke my guts out! (It just gets better, no?) First was my lunch, followed by the little bit of red bean dessert i had for tea and the final straw was the meds that took after the last mentioned puke. By that time, i was a total wreak, my head was spinning in ten thousand different directions. I laid on the couch and refused to move a muscle. When i finally felt well enough to stand (without collapsing over), it was already 11pm. I had to be dragged to some 24-hours clinic at god-knows-where and waited with this ging-gang of people who, (looked relatively well to me), had nothing else better to do than to fight with me to see the doc in the middle of the nite. At last, after 10 over other patients, it was my turn. The doc said 'gastric flu and throat infection'. A jab at my butt and tons of meds later, i was able to go home. Needless to say, i crashed for 3 days.

BUT, that's not all, the 3 days later, i had diarrhea! For the next 2 days! Apparently, my gastric hasn't fully recovered. Yes, apparently.

Headache, fever, vomiting, coughing, sneezing, sore throat and diarrhea. I got everything i can for the year in the past week. Exciting, no? Yeah, i survived. Hooray for me! :(

Oh yah, happy Chinese New Year. Gong xi fa cai!

Sex scandals

Tsk, tsk, Edison baby. How could u? Okie, i mean u could (technically) but to 'lose' the pictures?! Now, that's extremely DUMB. Okie, probably not much loss to u cos u are the guy here. But then, the whole world now knows how big (or small) u are... Hahahaaa...

Then, there is the question of why did the not-so-smart female allow the pics to be taken in the first place? (Everyone say 'DUHZ' altogether now.)

Okie, i shan't blog about the stupidity of people anymore. By 'anymore', i mean 'for the moment'. Wahahahaaa....

2 hours later

So there i was, happily sipping my Frozen Strawberry Daiquiri (which according to my fren tasted like washing detergent, wait, everything tastes like washing detergent to her anyway. Duhz!). My partner-in-crime was having some citrus-y cocktail mix. We bitched, laughed and basically caught up with each other's lives. Oh yah, i forgot, we also stared at all the babes dressed in low-cut, tight, short, skimpy outfits. Actually, it was more like i stared and informed her to stare too. Haha! Yeah. I love to look at gals. No! I am not a lesbian (not that i have anything against that particular lifestyle, i just love men too much! Wahahaaa!). My theory is... IF they (babes dressed in low-cut, tight, short, skimpy outfits) do NOT want to be stared at, THEY should not be dressed in that way! No? :P

Next, we shared a glass of dessert wine. Ok, i shall not pretend to be snob and wax lyrical about the fineries of wine tasting. In fact, we asked one of the friendly AND helpful waiters over for his recommendation. Haha. So, we got this sweet, fruity dessert wine that wasn't too dry. Yes, we are still gals at heart.

Ok, so there i WAS. After finishing that little bit of pathetic alcohol, i thought (felt) i was still alright. Said goodbye to my fren and took a cab back. But by the time i reached home, i could barely stand upright (read: woozy). Had to drag myself to the shower and hit the bed. Gee... my alcohol tolerance levels are way way rock bottom man. There is a perfect solution to this though, I need to drown myself in alcohol every other day. :)

Excitement!

Yipee.... i can hardly contain my excitement over THIS impending Friday. Hey, wait a minute, it's tomorrow! Yeah! Wat's happening? I am going out to paint the town red, or pink, or black, or rainbowliciooooously wonderful (watever that might mean). Hahaaa... Yes, i am pathetic. I seldom get to go out... :X

Now i have a problem. Wat should i wear?!?!?!
I was thinking of wearing a knee-length skirt with a side slit but was 'informed' by my partner-in-crime that she would be dressed in jeans (the horror! the horror!). Oh, it's not that i have anything against jeans. I just don't own any (the truth is, i can't find any to fit my fat butt and make it look miraculously slim, damn!). That is, of cos, not counting the only pair of demin carpis i just recently aquired. I was thinking of saving it for Chinese New Year. It wouldn't be 'new' if i wore it out this Friday. :(
And so, back to my problem. I can't think of wat bottom to wear! Shoes, bag, top, i got them covered. I just can't decide if i want to wear pants, demin carpi (to match my fren) or skirt. I guess i will just have to fashion parade them around the house tomorrow to decide then.

Yeah, i know. Only a gal will term this as a major catastrophe! Hahaha...

Guess who called?

I received a few mysterious missed calls today. From strange unknown numbers. I tried calling back but either there was no answer or the line was engaged. Weird. And the callers never once called back a second time. Very weird. The best part is there was even one which is a private number. I sms-ed the only few people i know using private numbers (yah, they all owe loansharks money so have to keep their numbers private, haha!) and they all said that they didn't called. Extremely weird. I wonder if there is anything to do with the new movie coming soon, One Missed Call. FREAKY!

One another note, the entire sky is in this wonderful grapefruity pink colour, and it finally started to rain as i was typing this post. :)
Cold, wet, rainy night... makes u just wanna cuddle up nice and warm under the covers.

Recipe for distaster

Rambutan Vodka

Ingredients
- 1/2 glass rambutan syrup (those canned kind)
- 1/4 Absolut Vodka
- 1/4 Minutemaid Limeade
- Ice

Shaken, not stirred.
Add in 4 rambutans.
Enjoy.

Happy 2008!

Happy new year! Yeah, i know i am like a few days late.. but u know wat they say, better late than never... So, here... HAPPY 2008 again!

The year's off to not such a great start (i hope yours had been fantastic). It could have been better. Lesser displeasure, lesser impatience, lesser anger. Well, that's the story of MY life. Depressing eh? I bet ya. And yes. I completely missed Christmas. I'm sorry (to those who missed me, not that there will actually be any). :(

So anyways, here's my resolution for the year:
More shopping! (of cos! ahbeden?)
More money! (needless to say, it's the fuel for shopping!)
More excerise.... (does sex count?)
Less fats. (man, i absolutely loathe, abhor, detest those size 0 models!)